A Riddle

Question:

What do you call an apartment that had maggots falling out of the bathroom exhaust for a period of a week and now has 20 or so flies (for the second year running) emerging from the same exhaust on a daily basis, despite complaining to the apartment manager and then having to practically lure them into "spraying" for maggots when they also promised to vacuum out whatever died in the exhaust but did not do so?

Answer:

Uninhabitable.


When the lease is up, we move out.


Err....probably. If we can find something. And no, we will not be buying a house.