Chris, you could TOTALLY write cheesy dance music that I would love. I was thinking the Labeeb M would be like some kind of rap scat stuff in the background, but you made it work in your own way. The lyrics are far more poignant than other songs...let's see... Shiny Disco Balls by Who Da Funk (which I love; hear a crappy clip here), Barbie Girl (which I loved at the TIME, but despise now), and anything by Fun Factory, or Bucci Bag by Andrea Doria (which I also adore!).
And yes, ET, he did. Hunting him down is not needed, though. I'm sure the mainly mental hell he is in is far worse than the wrath of you. And if memory serves me correctly, it was at like 3 am in the parking lot of a Med-X, also typical. Given the circumstances, I doubt he would even remember. Drugs be bad, even those with a prescription.