Roommate situation/redneck moment of the week collide:
Last week at the gym this woman that works out there often (and who looks a LOT like my aunt Donna) told me that her daughter was looking for a roommate. It was a freakish coincidence because I've never been asked out of the blue like that before. So, I met potential roommate last night. She's a very chic girl and one of those people that made me feel eternally nerdy. She looks a whole lot like Kirsten Dunst plus a 5 years. She has a boxer named Moose and she's long-term babysitting her brother's Corgi/Lab mix, Webster. Webster is a great dog name. Webster looks like a polar bear. I find it odd that the dog's name is Moose because last Saturday I dropped off my friend Jason at the mall and when I was leaving to go back to my apartment, this truck was in front of me. It's another classic redneck moment in history. And Dad, DON'T get any bright ideas!