"Do you know where I take the cell phone to get replaced? I ran over it this morning with a lawn mower." (No, but that's pretty funny.)
"He's on the phone with his wife? Well, I guess that [the wife] takes presidents over me." (Why yes, yes she does. But you speak no worse than Dubya, so worry not.)
I went to sleep with my cell phone right next to my head like I always do. The battery was ½ charged. That is, it was showing 2 bars our of 4. When I woke up in the morning, it was showing all four bars.
Is it possible that I emit battery-charging electron thingies as I sleep? Or maybe Shelby does? Or maybe the phone is just very unreliable?