Bad Santa = 7/10. I just wasn't in the mood for this type of humor, although it was quite funny. I just wanted to kick some sense into Billy Bob. I have to agree with Amanda Z's 1.5 year old post: that kid is THE coolest ever. Well, except for the snot-encrusted nose at the beginning.
Congrats to my friend C. A. & her husband C. A. (huh, never noticed that their initials are the same) who found out Friday she's barely pregnant with her first baby. I'm super dooper excited for her because she wants to have this baby in a specific month and it's going to end up working out like that if all goes well in the pregnancy. I love my her lots, but she said a really bizarre thing to me on the phone when she called to tell me she was expecting. Keep in mind she's VERY conservative/knows I'm not married/knows I'm SO not ready for kids/believes in thinking about things before you do them:
C.- Now that A. and I are pregnant, you need to get pregnant so we can all be pregnant at the same time!
Me- Umm...but...umm...I'm not married and...
C.- (cutting me off) Oh, just go get some rings, make it official, and get it on or something.
Me- I've been with him for TWO months C., not THREE YEARS like you and your husband and I think I'm probaly not going to be ready for kids as quickly as you and A. were.
C.- Ahh man...
It's not so much that I find the thought of marriage, kids, etc disturbing. It's the fact that she thinks I should have a baby so that we all three can be knocked up at the same time. Wouldn't that make "my baby" a vanity child or something? I know she was kidding (at least I think she was), but still. The scary thing is that I'm pretty sure women have planned to get pregnant at the same time before. How sad.