Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Elevator grossness

Because of Winn-Dixie = 6.5/10. The kiddo book was infinitely better. My prediction is that the little girl who played the role of Opal will be the Hollywood "it" girl 10 years. Maybe sooner if she's anything like Hilary or LiLo. She will be super pretty when she's done growing. It was also amusing to see Dave Matthews act because I'm so used to him just singing.

You know what grosses me out? Getting on an elevator by yourself and realizing it smells like fresh, rank fart. But not YOUR fart.

What makes this worse? As you arfive at your desired floor and step out, someon else hops in. You KNOW they're thinking you were the culprit.

What makes it worse than that? The person that now thinks you're an elevator farter is a semi-cute guy that works on the same floor as you.


Amanda Z said...

That's when you get off the elevator looking all grossed out and say "It stinks in there!"

Rachel said...

Well, yeah that's what you do if you're smart/quick. I, on the other hand, think that saying anything would make them think even more that I was the fartee.