I went with some almost friends to see
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy last night. I read the book within the last 2-3 weeks. It's the only movie I've seen wherein the book was NOT better than the movie. In fact, I'm not sure why the book was "highly celebrated" (according to the dust cover or something else I read about it) because his writing style really sucked. It reminded me of some kid who wrote a crappy story and then sprinkled big words in at random ass places by using a thesaurus. But then again, Douglas Adams was British so that might explain something. Except
Sophie Kinsella's British based book didn't sound that way. And that's chick lit for gosh sake. And I only read her book because supposedly Kate Hudson will be in the
movie version except the status has been stuck on "unknown" for a long while. They'd better make it into a movie, that's all I'm gonna say.
So, I'm reading
Amanda's blog from beginning to end. Amanda is
Maggie's sister. And two years ago she took the purity test. Here are
her results. Here are mine:
Good gosh! I thought I was...well not a 68%. YOU need to take it and post your results in the comments section. And be honest, too. I'm quite curious about some of you. It's really long-400 questions.
16 comments:
Okay, I got a 47! Is this out of 100% or 400 points?
By the way, this is Kelly, my password isn't working again!
You're 47% pure??? Holy moly you little dirty girl!
Wow, what a test. Let me just say I knew before I took this test that my Purity was shot. I am a very kinky guy I will try anything once as long as its not gay.
Test results.....
very very kinky guy here... yeah very kinky
Chris, I'll take that to mean you've gotten it on with animals before? Sing it with me: "I love you, you love me beeeaastiality." Those were parts of it...just go ahead and take it and post your percentage.
I'm mighty pure..
Was less pure until I realized that questions in section 6 refer to same-sex... and section 5 applies to "friends"
Anyhow, I got a B.
49% and no, I dont get it on with animals, but have seen it done on video.
Who the hell comes up with these things? What are we going to mesure next?
Okay, so im going to take a bath in some holy water. I'll see you all in a few days.
Rachel, see my blog for reasons I have not yet taken your 400 question test. But I will get to it. And score higher than Chris, although I can think of things to measure despite the fact that he apparently can't. = )
As for H2G2, I have to say that Douglas Adams IS a tedious writer. I LOVE LOVE LOVE his Dirk Gently (holistic detective) series, but ONLY on tape in the abridged version and read by someone else. If you want a good, solid, consistent British novelist who is funnier than hell, go with Terry Pratchett. Start with SMALL GODS, then move on to GUARDS! GUARDS!, MEN AT ARMS, and JINGO. I even used his lines in my seminar paper for law school. He rocks!
64 1/2. How the fuck do you score a 1/2? Well, you know...if it can be done, I'm going to do it. Speaking of which, put "sex on magic carpet" on my TO DO list. Right after I find a magic carpet. Chris, I told you I'd beat your score. And I can't believe I stayed up to do this. Night night.
I got a 92 ¾. That's coz I just turned 18. I never had a date or love relations. And I never tried had on the dirty side of living. Please spare me from the giggles.
adtc, you're totally doing the right thing. High school relationship are just that: HIGH SCHOOL! And you're going to do SOOO much changing during the next few years mentally that you'll be really glad you didn't waste yourself/time/body on some of the idiot guys lots of other women have, myself included.
Now Rachel, you were pretty good for longer than most girls. (And I had a dream that included your "first" last night...it's weird.) However, given your offer posted on MY blog, I think both of our scores just went down! LOL!
First as in the guy or as in the act. Either case is really scary. I don't want to ever have a dream about him and I certainly don't want YOU dreaming about watching us behind curtains or something doing God knows that you have pictured us doing. Ick!
Congrats on your score ET! All hail the Pure ET. =)
Okay ET inlighten me what else is there to messure? Besides my Penis balloon! HAHAHAHA
I had to have something to do besides work. That test made me think of things I thought I had forgotten. Oh, and what about high school? That's certainly not a "pure" period. Most of my "yes" answers to the non-traditional questions came from high school.
Score: 65
LT, it's so nice that you're nearly on par with me score wise. Maybe that means we're sexually compatible? ET won't mind! JK! High school...for some people it's the period of nothing and for others it's the slut years. Erikson calls this state: "Identity vs. Role Confusion." You can call yours "I was a manwhore in high school."
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