Maybe I got it all wrong and Shelby really is ok with men but just not strangers. And maybe she's only ok with men that are better suited for me or just nicer guys in general? Because she actually followed a man's command last night that had only been here one previous time and started showing her true self. True self means she didn't bark constantly (which is what everyone else sees) and the stump tail-waggine happened lots. I loved the context clue the man used, though: "Well, we'll see if she remembers me next time." Ahh...I guess that means there will be a next time. Well, there ya go. (that's me already starting to steal phrases)
My 3rd cousin Kerry (I think that's how she's related) got busted for the third time for pot/para. I neither really codone nor condemn this action, but it IS illegal. And my gosh, if you're going to smoke pot on a regular basis and have the same last name as me, can't you PLEASE just be smart enough to not get caught. However, I'm not sure which is worse: being stupid and getting caught for the third time (she's only 22) or the fact that her official charge is listed as "UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF MARIHUANA." Who spells is with an H? I know it can be spelled like that but I've never seen it. Welcome to Ohklerhoamuh! And to my close to near Arkansas-born family.
On a similar note, I think I'm officially the only person I know that hasn't either smoked pot, done any drug, or been drunk. What is wrong with me?