Someone I know who teaches but wishes to remain anonymous says:
Yeah, and at the NJHS induction ceremony, a girl there was named Lydia Dick. Just as bad.I know you will get a kick out of this. I was
reading out of the book in my Humanities class.
I did not scan the section I was reading before
class started. "Neeway,"* this composer could not
have had a worse name. His name, I am not
kidding, was Phil Dick. I looked out of the
corner of my eye and I saw a student start to
laugh which made me die laughing. We had to skip
I walked into my apartment and turned on the light in my living room. It's a fan with four light bulbs attached. Right when I turned it on, one of the bulbs fuzzed out. As in, the filament or whatever broke and so no more light bulb. I go to the hall closet, get a light bulb, turn off lights to replace bulb, screw off old bulb, screw in new one, turn on switch. The moment I turned on the switch, another light bulb died in the same way bulb 1 did. I know when you put them in at the same time you can expect them to go out within a month or so of each other, but my gosh...5 minutes? Maybe I should spring for the brand name next time.
*making fun of me for saying n. e. ways instead of anyways