I have no idea why, but I really need one of these. I'm sure I'd use it about one time in my entire life.
Eulogy = 7.25/10. Pretty darn funny.
It was SOOO cute. But I guess ET and LT are the only ones that will appreciate this. After D. left last night, Shelby was at the door whining for him to come back. Pretty significant for my dog. Especially since I've only seen her do this for my brothers and Michelle. And D. doesn't like onions, either. He thinks they're slimy. So see, I'm not the only one.
This last weekend I managed to buy retail $230 of clothes, earrings, shoes, and panties for $100. Ahh, the power of buy one get one free and $75 off if you spend $150 or more! So, I was putting up my new undies and an awful thought occured: I have no idea when I'm supposed to trash underwear! My mommy never told me. So I start thinking about the possibilities here:
A) When they are out of style (I have no idea what that might mean)
B) When they have a rip, hole, or tear in them
C) When they are a given number of days/weeks/months/years old. And if this is the case, how long?
D) When they have a stain of any kind on them (I once spilled bleach on black ones; it qualified for me)
E) If you find a bug in them (I'm thinking moth balls here)
F) If you find out that your friend/husband/boyfriend/brother/mother/etc "borrowed" a pair
G) If you see your dog/cat/anything living licking them (I'm not even going to go there)
H) When they have been worn X number of times
I have no idea which one of these is the correct method, though! Does this mean my mommy wasn't as good as I thought she was?