Tulsa's gettin' a Maggie Moo's!!!
LaFortune is really dusty to walk on. But since my expecting friend A. likes it and it gets me social with her and out of my apartment, I'm all for it.
I have been ovserving this woman that works on the same floor as I do but at a different company. Somehow she always manages to come into the bathroom just as I'm washing my hands afterward. I think she likes to stalk me. And 80% of the time, she has her insulated coffee mug full of coffee with her as she goes into a stall. Wha?
a) plans to spend so long in the bathroom that she knows her coffee will get cold in her INSULATED mug,
b) Is so heavily addicted to caffeine that she must keep a constant stream flowing through her body at all times, or
c) doesn't think this is in the very least disgusting.
It reminds me of the George Carlin quote that goes something like "here's an odd feeling: sitting on a toilet eating a chocolate bar."