Look, I'm pretty much an extremely clueless person when it comes to matters that involve making a style decision. That's why God gave me ET, A, and M. Since my family won't be returning home until a few days before my cousin's wedding, I took it upon myself to offer to buy their gift (with their money) from my cousin's registry. It would save my parents time and they won't have to make a style decision. They are decidedly more clueless than I am when it comes to gifts. I had to get it from somewhere! So, I prance on over to The Knot to find where she's registered. Hmm...nothing showing up. I'm sure their site it just down at the moment. I check the other source for all registries, Wedding Channel. Nothing listed there, either. I figure that Shannon has decided to register at some local place with no website. She's in South Carolina, you never know. I'll settle this! I call her my aunt, Shannon's mother.
Susie: Well, she was gunna register but she just didn't.
Me: Ok...well...what does she need? Want? What color scheme is her house/apartment?
Susie: Boy, now there some questions. I don't really talk to her too much now that she lives away.
Me: Ok...so, what am I supposed to get her?
Susie: She'll just be happy with whatever.
Fan-friggin'-tastic! Bottom line: if you get married, please register so that the Rachel's of the world don't all give you crappy picture albums and the like.