OTC, by the condoms, or behind the counter? Does it really matter how we get it so long as we can have access to it? I vow to never "need" to use it (barring rape). Here's my prediction: the FDA will approve it and somehow Oklahoma will pass some law making it illegal to buy it here. Before you go writing me a nasty email about how I'm a baby killer, read the article and see how it works.
Do many people sit around and randomly make goodies to give to other people? I didn't know many people did that. Last night when Doug came over he gave me a Tupperware (the real stuff) container full of fudge from his aunt/boss that I know only slightly well. She's now officially my favorite person. Anyone that randomly gives me food so yummy automatically earns favorite person status. Even though it's a conspiracy to keep me tubby. Yeah, I'm that easy.
So Speaking of crazy exes yesterday (ohpleaseRacheldon'tstarttalkingaboutmeprettyplease)...
Calm down, you two or three! Actually this one was is a sane ex, just really stupid. And had poor bathing & teeth brushing habits. Ahem...I was reminded of something that happened back in the summer of 2001. After being broken up after nearly 4 years, Mr. Crusty Teeth called me to tell me that he was getting a divorce*. And he wanted to catch up on what we had done since high school and vent about the pending de-nuptials. Fine. We went to Denny's. That was actually my idea. Shut up! I didn't want to give off the wrong impression. Anyway, he made a statement that I had never before and have never since heard a man repeat: "Oh, and by the way, that whole sex thing is SO not a big deal. It's completely overrated." And that...that is how you make me roll my eyes. I still managed to choke down my meat lover's skillet, though.
*Mr. Crusty Teeth has since remarried, but I don't like the fact that I was once connected to a person who is on wife #2 at the age of 25. Meh...to each, I suppose.