Last Thursday my co-worker gave me a dab of DuWop's Venom Gloss in Lily to try. Let me break down for you what the product description really means:
Vibrant color is spiked with a wicked tingle and a delicious shine. Each of these lip plumping glosses are enriched with a secret blend of essential oils that leave lips soft, full, and extremely kissableVibrant color - The color was nice. And very goopy. I had a hard time making it not run right off the bottom of my lower lip.
is spiked with a wicked tingle - If "wicked tingle" means "unable to feel lips for two hours becuase of numbness," then yes!
and a delicious shine. - It did smell nice. I didn't eat it, so I can't speak for the taste. My lips had the reflectivity of a mirror. Which is fine...except I don't have the desire to be a mirror.
Each of these lip plumping glosses - They FELT plumped. But I'm not sure if that's because I couldn't feel them or because they really were fatter.
are enriched with a secret blend of essential oils - I had no idea EMLA was an essential oil.
that leave lips soft, full - Who knows? I couldn't feel them!!!
and extremely kissable - You'd have to ask Doug on that one. Actually, I made him NOT kiss me for about 30 minutes because my lips were so numb (and in pain) that I thought I might drool on him.
Bottom line: "For external use only" definitely needs to be written on this one. I can only imagine!