We remember "devil" Cori from yesterday, right? Here's further proof he's just a jerk. I drove my car up to Boston's. Cori conveniently didn't bring any cash even though there was a $5 cover charge and Michelle expected him to pay for her. The three of us agreed that Cori would write me a check when I dropped them off at his place. Which is annoying for me because I rarely ever carry cash on me and now I have to make a trip to my credit union
to cash Cori's check. So, $5 x 2 = $10 that he owes me. The four of us girls (didn't mention a girl named Heather last post but she was in our party; I didn't know her) decided to take a shot at the bar. Buttery nipple. Those are the only thing I've found alcohol-wise that are yummy. Maybe there is a chance I can get drunk once in my life after all. So we're up there and the chick dealing the booze thought I wanted to buy Michelle's shot, too. I did not. She had a tab running. Chick dealing booze couldn't reverse the transaction so that's four more dollars Cori owes me. That makes $14. We go to his apartment (after time for the single weenie alcohol shot to settle, of course) and Cori writes me this check:
Check out the memo section. Rea
l nice, Cori. Now my bank teller is going to think I'm an extremely cheap whore. There's not enough money in the world for that for you, Cori. I geuss I can't complain too much from this ordeal because he ended up paying for three cover charges and Michelle's drink. This means my night of non-fun only cost me $3. Not too shabby.
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Just thought I would mention that you have "read nice" instead of "real nice" near the bottom of the rant.
That's it for now. I was going to make some whoring jokes or something along those lines, but decided I shouldn't since Rachel is, you know, taken.
Hmm...it's almost like I sense some jealousy issues in that. Naw.
No need for Credit Union trip:
a) use debit card at grocery store
b) get cash back
c) profit?
I don't think my grocery takes a check written to me as payment, though.
Isn't it funny that when someone writes you a check, they provide you with all of their banking information? Routing number, Account number, address, etc. etc.?
$4 for a buttery nipple!?!?!? YIKES
I had no idea $4 was expensive for this. What's par?
And yeah, if I was an evil person, I could write out a bunch of checks with his routing/account number. Not sure if I could pass off as a Cori, though. :)
Totally, 'Cori' is unisex.
Uhh $4 for a shot is pretty high... especially for a shot that has very little alcohol in it. Buttershots and Irish creme are pretty low as far as alcohol content. (When compared to shots that contain vodka, rum, etc.)
Personally, I wouldn't pay more than $2 for a buttery nipple.
Oh, AND if you like those, I recommend an "Oatmeal Cookie"-- same ingredients but they add Goldschlager or Hot Damn for a cinnamon flavor. Yummy.
Rachel, don't worry about the teller...s/he will realize the memo line is in error because, with a guy like that, you would also have to charge a "finder's fee."
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