I am fairly certain that there isn't an official calculated quantity for the number of times per year a person sees someone's nekkid human body unintended. Note the word unintended. Movies and babies/toddlers don't count. But think about it...how often are you just going about your daily life and BAM! A full or partially nekkid body just appears? I feel my average is probably four times that of the average person, based on numbers I made up in my head.
Today alone these two instances happened:
A) A person I see on a regular basis told me that while she was in Las Vegas she bought 10 comfortable bras. She said they didn't have a lot of lace on it and...oh, I'll just show you. Up comes the shirt. Given my relationship to this person, it was really weird. Even though I didn't see the girls, it was still weird.
B) Tonight while I was taking Shelby peepeepoopoo, I saw yet another neighbor nekkid for a brief moment. This makes neighbor #4. 2nd floor neighbor (whom I don't know, thank God) was closing his window but was having a hard time doing so with the mini blinds fully closed. So, he reached around the blinds to pull the needed levers to close the windows. Said action moved the blinds in a fashion just far enough for me to see a majority of bush and a sliver of penis.
In other non-nekkid news:
*I had a wonderful V-day with Doug. It was low-key, much like we.
*My car insurance went down $177 per 6 months because I turned 25. That's a whole lot more Snickers bars I can buy! Or rather, that's slightly more than one car payment. That's where the extra will end up going, I suppose.
*I've decided that after purchasing three books and completing about 5 puzzles per day, I'm definitely a Su doko addict. Thanks, Giselle. No really. Thanks.