He's now only a hop, skip, and a slow straight road away

Dawson's Creek: Season 5: Disc 3 (2001). Even if my professors were as hot as Mr. Wilder, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't kiss any of them.

Well, it's official: the boyfriend now has his own place. And by "own place" I mean he shares an apartment with a very cool college buddy. I have a feeling the next six months will be quite amusing. One annoying thing, though, is that his apartment is a 0.64 miles drive AFTER you enter the complex. At 10 mph, 0.64 miles enduces pain. Good thing it's only 2 miles away from my apartment.