I don't understand guys or some women, depending on how you read this conversation that took place Sunday, April 24, on Yahoo Messenger. This stuff happens so frequently I think I'll have to post it everytime. I'm curious if it happens to other women lots of if I have some "talk semi-dirty to me" post-it note on my forehead/online profile. I have had only one previous conversation with this person. The colors were added later for readability and red is something that added by me after the fact for reader clarity:
(16:38:23) warwicktulsa: hey sexy
(16:38:25) warwicktulsa: how are you
(16:38:49) reharden: good good
(16:38:50) reharden: u?
(16:39:00) warwicktulsa: pretty good
(16:39:04) warwicktulsa: you havin fun
(16:39:27) reharden: today's my lazy day, but yeah
(16:39:57) warwicktulsa: are you doing anything
(16:40:26) reharden: about to watch Big Fish
(16:40:55) warwicktulsa: nice
(16:41:04) warwicktulsa: how would you like a nice long massage
(16:45:32) warwicktulsa: ....??
(16:47:17) reharden: Unless you are an R.M.T., I won't be requiring your services thank you very much
(16:55:26) reharden: Can I ask you something?
(16:55:56) reharden: Have you ever asked someone you've talked to only once on the internet to give them a rubdown and they've said yes? I mean, I'm just curious here.
(16:56:08) warwicktulsa: yeah
(16:56:26) reharden: Do please explain
(16:56:36) reharden: I'm just wondering what kind of woman would do that is all
(16:56:59) warwicktulsa: usually lonely or sore
(16:57:14) warwicktulsa: and its only after asking some personal question that they agree
(16:57:47) reharden: Give me an example here. Because I'm pretty sure that when we talked last time nothing personal was mentioned
(16:57:54) reharden: Then again, my memory is fuzzy sometime
(16:58:15) warwicktulsa: i ask a couple and then they do
(16:58:51) reharden: after you ask to rub them? I'm confused here
(16:59:11) warwicktulsa: no that usually comes before
(17:00:09) reharden: Ok...so let me get this straight: You said "I want to rub you" then she asks one or two personal questions and then you're over
(17:00:22) warwicktulsa: yeah
(17:00:47) reharden: That...seems...perfectly reasonable?
(17:00:52) warwicktulsa: lol
(17:00:53) warwicktulsa: yep
(17:01:53) warwicktulsa: i'm pretty good at massages
(17:01:55) reharden: I am constantly sore, but not lonely and I have a sneaking suspicion that a) you couldn't do it how I would want it and b) you'd want something of yours rubbed and if neither one of these two things are true then maybe you're the lonely one?
(17:02:30) warwicktulsa: bored not so much lonely ... and i actually like giving massages
(17:03:20) reharden: Well, I'm amused by this no more. I'm off to watch Big Fish
(17:03:24) reharden: and to blog you
Hmm. I wonder if he knows what blog means because if someone told me that I would totally try to talk them out of it. And let me be clear here so you don't think I'm some vindictive meanie girl. I would never intentionally blast someone I knew on the internet. Or if I did, the name would be changed. Like if I had met this guy even once, I wouldn't blog it. But doesn't it read very similar to this guys conversation? And imagine that...he just stopped talking to me cold. If you're a guy reading this, stop doing this to women. We generally don't find it sexy, just way too upfront and snake-like. And if you're a women reading this, FOR GOD'S SAKE don't let an unknown guy just come over and rub you. It seems like a good way to get raped. I realize he's probably lying and no one has ever actually just said, "Yeah, come on over and RUB ME DOWN." But there's always that possibility. Maybe I might have a different outlook on sensual massages if I'd ever been given one. As it stands, the only massages I've had were from a man in his mid-50s that was a registered massage therapist and an R.N. He would tote his massage chair or table around once a month or so to the school I worked at last year. He would talk during the whole 30-45 minute session. I really just wanted to sit there and veg, though. I was fully clothed. Anyway, these experiences with the older guy have made it very difficult for me to see massage in a sexual way. Now that I think about it...he did always rub my butt cheeks. Is that normal during a massage? I really hope so because if it's not, then my skin will be crawling.