I knew I wasn't supposed to say I would post the 3 part "he's just not that into you" epic in 3 consecutive days because something ALWAYS happens with me.
Heaven Leigh is a cute baby (pw: Cloud). But still.
See...This is why I try not to discuss the mushy gushy side of myself on here. I'm like 99.9% I didn't even mention my bloggy blog. Initiated fella. I wonder if he'll still find me attractive after the whole blog is digested. heh
Worst movie EVER right here. Even worse than Freddy Got Fingered. I got it from the library MONTHS ago and just now got around to watching it to see how it compared with the 2003 version. It was awful in that unliberated/fake family sort of way.
Some of you will be quite proud of me. On Mother's Day at around 11:45 am Rhonda called and asked if I wanted to go to El Chico. I was sort of still asleep but I said sure because I have NEVER done anything with Rhonda except walk our dogs together on the trail (she has a 12 pound tan min pin named Bo--Shelby's cuter, but Bo sure is friendly). It was raining a lot and sure enough, this huge thunder/lightning thing happened and knocked out the electricity. So, I decided to just wash my face and pull my very oily hair back into a grease-slicked pony and get on with it, puffy face and all. The proud part of the excursion: I actually had an alcoholic beverage at El Chico (peer pressure mainly). Some blue frozen drink. I actually drank it all, too. And then promptly felt icky (or apparently buzzed and I'm not too big on the feeling) and slept for 3 additional hours when I got home after taking a bath. I'm such a party pooper.
I'm not going to go into major details here but I will say that it's really not as bad as you think. Person comes over to apartment and person needs to go tinkle or whatever in the bathroom. Person comes out of bathroom and asks me the question of the century: "Rachel, what was that in your toilet before I went?"
The only thing I could think of was a quick, "Oh God. I have no idea but I'm embarrased now. I'm not even sure I want to discuss this with you, so can we just drop it?" Could person, though? Nope.
Person says, "well, it was yellowish on one side and white on the other and was in the shape of a parallelogram."
I don't care what you find in there. It could be solid gold or a new species of bird, do NOT ever ask me that! And if you're scratching your head as to what it is, you obviously have a penis.