Art School Confidential (2006) = 3/10. I've just never "understood" artsy people. Or at least what I perceive as the flakiness many art people I've met seem to have. Then again, Doug isn't flakey and I suppose I have to lump musical instrument playing abilities into the pot of "art." However, if I do that then technically I might be considered artsy since I took piano lessons for like 8 years. Holy moly! Maybe I'm a flake and don't even know it! Oh yeah, back to the movie: it was pretty boring. There is a flailing penis scene a nekkid girl scene. And like always, the guy is not so great looking but the girl is.
Back in April, I talked about the FedEx man who always catches me eating. (See post here.) He came into the office today and, shocker, I was eating lunch. A whole tub of roasted garlic hummus slathered over two loaves of whole wheat pita bread. Seems like a reasonable lunch, even though it's quite odd to many.
So, FedEx guy leans over the bar a tad and asks, "Hey, wha is that chu eatin' there?"
Me: [flashing my sheepish, "don't judge me" smile] Hummus on pita.
FedEx: HUMMUS? Girl, you ain't the right color to be eatin' that.
Unable to come up with something quick (as usual), I simply opened my mouth and said, "Well, I think it's fantastic tasting."
By that reasoning, I should only be eating things like potatoes and bratwursts due to my Irish/German heritage. Incidentally, I love potatoes in practically every form (save salad) and my dad grills bratwursts about six times per year or so.
Perhaps I should have suggested he only eat chitlins and collard greens? (Cue the animation of the boy saying "That's racist!")
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And speaking of hummus and pita bread, The Great Beano Experiment II sucked. 5 beanos right before eating (more than the required amount) + a whole tub of hummus + two loaves of whole wheat pita = unpleasant wind. Although possibly not as much. I'm still not buying into this supplement.
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I love hummus. Too bad your beano didn't work. Worth a shot, I suppose. :)
Not sure if it's racism as much as it is stereotyping.
Whatever it was, I enjoyed my hummus a lot less after he said it.
I highly recommend you try Papaya Enzymes. You can get them at any health food store for sure. Get the chewable kind.
I love beans, hummus, etc and haven't had the gas when I eat 3-4 after eating.
WTF, thanks for the info. However, I generally FLEE from herbal supplements due to the fact that they aren't regulated. I would never have picked up beano had I realized it was a supplement. I guess I thought it was...I dunno, medicine? Methinks this girl is content to let the farts build and go.
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